A short but somewhat intelligent list of things I will never do again
1. Space camp
Why you ask? Next time I ride one of those simulators will be the day I enjoy country music.
2. Go to a country concert
Beer, big trucks that don’t know how to park, whinny love struck lyrics. Sounds like a party.
3. Eat Taco Bell
Yes, I did try Taco Bell for the first time this past weekend. And I will never try it again
4. Attend high school
I guess in about 2 weeks I will really be able to say this
5. Ride the scrambler at a local fair
6. Allow myself to eat an entire pizza
It seemed like a really good idea at the time
7. Go tanning in a tanning bed
Never have and never will
8. Eliminate yoga pants from my wardrobe
I’m sorry, they are just so comfy and they match with everything.
9. Wish I lived in New York City
To cliche, too big. I CANNOT be swallowed up by an entire population of people who want the exact same thing I want.
I love ending lists without a proper #10